Joe Ellis' English Tea Room Guide
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"If you are cold, tea will warm you;
If you are too heated, it will cool you;
If you are depressed, it will cheer you;
If you are excited, it will calm you."
William Ewart Gladstone
Former British Prime Minister
"Tea, tea, tea. Where would I be without tea? Wherever you may be, always enjoy a nice pot of tea...or two..!"
Joe Ellis
English Tea Room Guru
"Life is like a cup of tea, it needs to be filled to the brim and enjoyed with friends...and a scone"
Oliver Bramley
Assisting Joe Ellis with English Tea Room Reviews
What's New?
Updated news as of the 15 April 2017
Calling a tea room before visiting; a must for sure...!
Tea rooms are known for their ad-hoc opening behaviour, and we would strongly recommend that you call the tea room if you intend to take a drive, just to be sure that they are open and have decided not to take a day off...!
The Tiny Teapot
Two wasted visits to The Tiny Teapot in Biddenden; but we can confirm that is it temporarily closed until the new owners confirm the reopening dates. However, The Bakehouse right opposite is equally as nice but is not open on Sundays or Mondays.
Mad Hatter Tea Room,
We are sad learn that Peter has decided to close the Mad Hatter Tea Room in Margate, after many years. Peter has a new partner, and wishes spend more time enjoying life. We wish him well, although England will lose a great tea room, and a great tea room character. He will be sadly and deeply missed by all.
"Talk and tea is his specialty," said Giles. "He has about five cups of tea a day. But he works splendidly when we are looking."
-Agatha Christie, Sleeping Murder
"My dear, if you could give me a cup of tea to clear my muddle of a head I should better understand your affairs."
-Charles Dickens
Recent Visits & Reviews
Here are some English Tea Rooms that Joe has recently visited and awarded a rating, following his visit.

You can read Joe's review by clicking the blue link at the foot of the photograph.
The Secret Pantry
Tenterden, Kent
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Battle, East Sussex
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Hope Cottage Farm
Ninfield, East Sussex
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The Bakehouse
Biddenden, Kent
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Joe Ellis' Favourite..!
"I got nasty habits; I take tea at three"
-Mick Jagger
"A Little's always tea-time... "
-Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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